Monday, January 29, 2007

Televised Poker...And Why It Inspires Me To Throw My Money Away

About two or three years ago, poker started gaining a lot of popularity. All of a sudden everyone and their grandmother were playing poker, and Texas Hold Em' sets starting popping up for sale at grocery stores and gas stations. About this same time, and probably a reason for it's rise in popularity, televised poker and gambling started appearing on ESPN and other television networks. It started modestly enough, with The World Series of poker being shown on ESPN, then all of a sudden there were knock-off shows on every sports network, and even the travel channel. Celebrity Poker Showdown, on BravoTV, epitomized the ridiculousness of the trend-- A TWO HOUR show, featuring slightly humorous celebrities fumbling over antes and straight draws.

There are shows such as Mansion Poker that try to switch up the formula with elements like displaying players heart rates...whatever. The point it, there is a whole lot of this crap on TV and I think it gives people the wrong impression about what gambling is all about.

Since middle school, I have always liked playing poker with friends for insignificant amounts of money, or just for fun. I was also always the guy to try to make a bet out of every situation, such as who can drink the most warm Pepsi in three minutes (48 ounces, thank you.) Sadly, I have yet to go to Vegas since becoming legal, but upon turning 21, it didn't take long for me to venture to some of our local southern AZ casinos.

If you live in Tucson, you have three options for legal gambling within 30 minutes of town.

-Desert Diamond Casino is the oldest of the nearby casinos, about 20 minutes south of Tucson at 1100 West Pima Mine Road.

-Casino Del Sol and Casino of The Sun are two Casinos in south-east of Tucson on Valencia. They are pretty much across the street from each other, with Casino Del Sol being the newest, largest, and most attractive of the three.


My first experience playing organized poker was at Desert Diamond. Now, I'm sure Vegas poker rooms are a little more like what you see on TV, but Desert Diamond's room-and the rest of the casino for that matter-has surely seen better days. The room is smoky, cramped and drab. The felt tables have unnumberable cigarette burns, and the folks lingering at the tables at 3a.m. match their surroundings pretty accurately. I sat down at a 2/10 ($2 min, $10 max bet) table, and within 15 minutes I had lost the $80 I had just gained in blackjack. I left that morning with a new respect and disdain for the game.

Here, then, are a few misconceptions some of you might have from watching poker on TV, and what their harrowing realities.

1. It is Not that exciting. What few people realize is that when they show poker on TV, they edit out the vast majority of the hands played. For every exciting hand with a huge pot, there are a dozen hands where very little happens and nobody has a hand to play. Sitting at a table with strangers who are trying to take your money for several hours is not fun.
2. Speaking of those strangers, most people in casinos are not nice. They are bitter, depressed and stressed out about how much money they have just lost and how they are going to make their car payment. Conversation is slim, tread carefully when making jokes about winning a hand.
3. Along those same lines, and this should go without saying, but THE MONEY IS REAL. Sure it seems like fun to throw around chips but it is very easy to lose sense of reality in a casino and forget about finances. Most people on TV have money to play, or they have been invited to play tournaments for which they don't put up any dough.

So remember, if you are thinking of visiting a casino any time soon, don't expect it to be like it is on TV. Be careful and don't spend more than you can afford to lose. As a side note, I have never won any money playing poker at a casino, and my biggest winnings have come from 10 cent video Keno.
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Sunday, January 28, 2007

Why blog about TV?

Well, someone is already doing a music blog, and I figured it would be interesting. I know, I know there are probably a million television blogs out there. Hopefully this blog will be a little bit different and will do more than just pick apart every detail about episodes of '24.'

I am by no means a television expert, but I am a bit of an insomniac and am very easily entertained by everything from Mexican soap operas to horribly addicted infomercials (magic bullet, anyone?). See, I grew up without watching a lot of TV. When I lived in Chicago, I got exactly three television channels. Luckily one of them played Jerry Springer several times a day, and the other was PBS.















So after moving to Tucson and being exposed to cable TV, I was overwhelmed, to say the least. The intention of this blog is to not only sort out the crap from the quality, so you don't have to, but to relate programing trends to the real world and my life. Cheers.